Frank Sinatra Parody
Wartime President
US Marine Corps
The Teddy Bear Collection
Guaranteed Weight Loss
Driving Test
When Not to Hyphenate
Kitchen Train
Sexual Harrassment
American Democracy
Obey the Panties
political humor
Democrats are Sexy
Why Bush Won the Election
Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You
George Bush Sign
Bill Clinton Sign
Republican vs. Democrat Women
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
The Assuming song
The Man Song
The Woman Song
Elvis Parody
The Yogi Bear song
Cat in the Kettle
Michael Jackson Parody
Pimp vs Karate Trainer
Einstein the Parrot
The Lion Sleeps Tonite
Indecent Proposal
Holdng Your Own
Boobs Magazine
Karaoke for the Deaf
PS3 vs Wii
The Lion Sleeps Tonite
battle of the sexes
Drink Choices
The Perfect Man
Male Stages of Life
Female Stages of Life
Advice for the Young Bride
Automatic Tampon Remover
Sign Story
geek zone
Them Devil Computers
Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 Error
Proof that 1+1=2
Web Development Time Breakdown
Microsoft Nerd Ad
Hell Froze Over
Level 1 Human
Customs Dogs
Halloween Dogs
Halloween Cats
Florida Bird Flu
Parrot Jokes
funny pictures
Google Maps
Middle East Map
Letters to God
Coppertone Girl Redux
The World According to America
Osama's New Look
New Navy Program
Italian vs American
TV Hostesses
South Park Memo
Newspaper Clippings
Celebrity Mugshots
Celeb's Lost Pictures
Celebs as Kids
Celebs without Makeup
Send Cards Please
Aunt Judy
The New Car
NASA Chicken Test
Ebonics Language Lesson
College Admissions Essay
Baghdad Bob Quotes
Old-Time Religion
The Tricky Professor
World's Most
Useless Webpage
Ellen Feiss
Apple Ad Spoofs
Famous Last Words
Camel Toads
Bush's Dog
The Cop and the Navy Chief
Little Johnny

The Assuming Song

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick.
Their feet in the water their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings and at half past four.
There came a young lady she looked like a...

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass.
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to...

Bring up her children so they would not spit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...

Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself!

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