humor.beecy.net  
 send to a friend
  
Home Page
favorites
Frank Sinatra Parody
Wartime President
US Marine Corps
The Teddy Bear Collection
Guaranteed Weight Loss
Driving Test
new
When Not to Hyphenate
Kitchen Train
Sexual Harrassment
American Democracy
Obey the Panties
political humor
Democrats are Sexy
Why Bush Won the Election
Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You
George Bush Sign
Bill Clinton Sign
Republican vs. Democrat Women
Bushisms
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
songs/parodies
The Assuming song
The Man Song
The Woman Song
Elvis Parody
The Yogi Bear song
Cat in the Kettle
Michael Jackson Parody
videos
Pimp vs Karate Trainer
Einstein the Parrot
The Lion Sleeps Tonite
Indecent Proposal
Holdng Your Own
Boobs Magazine
Karaoke for the Deaf
PS3 vs Wii
The Lion Sleeps Tonite
battle of the sexes
Drink Choices
The Perfect Man
Male Stages of Life
Female Stages of Life
Advice for the Young Bride
Automatic Tampon Remover
Sign Story
geek zone
Them Devil Computers
Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 Error
Proof that 1+1=2
Web Development Time Breakdown
Microsoft Nerd Ad
Hell Froze Over
Level 1 Human
animals
Customs Dogs
Halloween Dogs
Halloween Cats
Florida Bird Flu
Parrot Jokes
funny pictures
Google Maps
Middle East Map
Letters to God
Coppertone Girl Redux
Paris
The World According to America
Osama's New Look
New Navy Program
Italian vs American
TV Hostesses
South Park Memo
Newspaper Clippings
celebrities
Celebrity Mugshots
Celeb's Lost Pictures
Celebs as Kids
Celebs without Makeup
miscellaneous
Send Cards Please
Aunt Judy
The New Car
NASA Chicken Test
Ebonics Language Lesson
College Admissions Essay
Baghdad Bob Quotes
Old-Time Religion
The Tricky Professor
World's Most
Useless Webpage
Ellen Feiss
Apple Ad Spoofs
Famous Last Words
Camel Toads
Evolution
Bush's Dog
Pringles
The Cop and the Navy Chief
Little Johnny
 
74 visitors
currently online
Subscribe to this site's RSS feed.

Little Johnny Joke

globe Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils. "Johnny,what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic. "What is three times three?" "Nine, Sir." "How much is nine times six?" "Fifty-four." And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade student should know. The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."

Ms. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" "Pockets!"

"OK,what does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants."

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" "Coconut."

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands, Ma'am."

"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK? First one: You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"

"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good." "Nose."

"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver." "Arrow."

"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?" "Firetruck,Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
Get notified by email when new stuff is added:  
(Don't worry -- we don't send no steenkin' spam!)