AGE | DRINK |
17 | beer |
25 | vodka |
35 | scotch |
48 | double scotch |
66 | Maalox |
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AGE | PICK-UP LINE |
17 | My parents are away for the weekend. |
25 | My girlfriend is away for the weekend. |
35 | My fiancée is away for the weekend. |
48 | My wife is away for the weekend. |
66 | My second wife is dead. |
|
AGE | FAVORITE SPORT |
17 | sex |
25 | sex |
35 | sex |
48 | sex |
66 | napping |
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AGE | DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
17 | "tongue" |
25 | "breakfast" |
35 | "She didn't set back my therapy." |
48 | "I didn't have to meet her kids." |
66 | "Got home alive." |
|
AGE | FAVORITE FANTASY |
17 | getting to third |
25 | airplane sex |
35 | ménage à trois |
48 | taking the company public |
66 | Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
|
AGE | HOUSE PET |
17 | roaches |
25 | stoned-out college roommate |
35 | German Shepherd |
48 | children from his first marriage |
66 | Barbi |
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AGE | WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
17 | 25 |
25 | 35 |
35 | 48 |
48 | 66 |
66 | 17 |