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Male Stages of Life

AGEDRINK
17beer
25vodka
35scotch
48double scotch
66Maalox
 
AGEPICK-UP LINE
17My parents are away for the weekend.
25My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48My wife is away for the weekend.
66My second wife is dead.
 
AGEFAVORITE SPORT
17sex
25sex
35sex
48sex
66napping
 
AGEDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17"tongue"
25"breakfast"
35"She didn't set back my therapy."
48"I didn't have to meet her kids."
66"Got home alive."
 
AGEFAVORITE FANTASY
17getting to third
25airplane sex
35ménage à trois
48taking the company public
66Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
 
AGEHOUSE PET
17roaches
25stoned-out college roommate
35German Shepherd
48children from his first marriage
66Barbi
 
AGEWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1725
2535
3548
4866
6617

 
 
 
 
 
 
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