| AGE | DRINK |
| 17 | beer |
| 25 | vodka |
| 35 | scotch |
| 48 | double scotch |
| 66 | Maalox |
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| AGE | PICK-UP LINE |
| 17 | My parents are away for the weekend. |
| 25 | My girlfriend is away for the weekend. |
| 35 | My fiancée is away for the weekend. |
| 48 | My wife is away for the weekend. |
| 66 | My second wife is dead. |
| |
| AGE | FAVORITE SPORT |
| 17 | sex |
| 25 | sex |
| 35 | sex |
| 48 | sex |
| 66 | napping |
| |
| AGE | DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
| 17 | "tongue" |
| 25 | "breakfast" |
| 35 | "She didn't set back my therapy." |
| 48 | "I didn't have to meet her kids." |
| 66 | "Got home alive." |
| |
| AGE | FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 | getting to third |
| 25 | airplane sex |
| 35 | ménage à trois |
| 48 | taking the company public |
| 66 | Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
| |
| AGE | HOUSE PET |
| 17 | roaches |
| 25 | stoned-out college roommate |
| 35 | German Shepherd |
| 48 | children from his first marriage |
| 66 | Barbi |
| |
| AGE | WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 | 25 |
| 25 | 35 |
| 35 | 48 |
| 48 | 66 |
| 66 | 17 |
