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Female Stages of Life

AGEDRINK
17Wine Coolers
25White wine
35Red wine
48Dom Perignon
66Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
 
AGEEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17Need to wash my hair
25Need to wash and condition my hair
35Need to colour my hair
48Need to have Francois colour my hair
66Need to have Francois colour my wig
 
AGEFAVORITE SPORT
17shopping
25shopping
35shopping
48shopping
66shopping
 
AGEDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17"Burger King"
25"Free meal"
35"A diamond"
48"A bigger diamond"
66"Home Alone"
 
AGEFAVORITE FANTASY
17tall, dark and handsome
25tall, dark and handsome with money
35tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48a man with hair
66a man
 
AGEHOUSE PET
17Muffy the cat
25Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66Retired ex dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
 
AGEWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1717
2525
3535
4848
6666
 
AGEIDEAL DATE
17He offers to pay
25He pays
35He cooks breakfast the next morning
48He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66He can chew breakfast

 
 
 
 
 
 
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